OK – I gotta admit – most (male) engineers I know get dressed by the “search & sniff” method of determining which article of clothing is least offensive. This determination is made in a groggy state after a long night and uses ones keen olfactory capabilities to categorize if the object in question is “clean enough” or has passed like milk into pseudo-cheese.

This leads to most (male) engineer grooming habits:

1. Wash face
2. brush teeth
3. put on a hat.

So when a (male) engineer comes in with a coiffure utilizing a “blo-dryer” or any use of “product” I will admit I call into question the capabilities of this individual….